Tigger: The Fix is in (ffm Slow rom ScFi)

The story will have (mf mff mF MF FF Ff ff 1^st inc? Group interr tg)

Based off the premise of the Tigger stories by Jack C Lipton, used with permission

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I hope to post a revised copy later.

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Dyslexia: creatively misspelling won word at a time even with a spell checker.

Chapter 4

From the sound coming from room 419, I knew that someone or ones were having some fun. Holly's voiced keep calling out. "Oh, oh, OH, oh yes, Oh." She was and still is very vocal. The sounds made me a little jealous. I opened the door anyway. Holly and Crystal were doing a 69 on the bed. The first though was, oh shit the girls are truly lesbians. That idea did not last long. As soon as the girls noticed that I was there I had to semi-guided missiles heading my way called Crystal and Holly. A good thing that I had let the door close behind me. We would have shocked anyone in the hall. Yes, I got slammed into the door and kissed senseless by two nude girls as I was stripped. How can a guy stay jealous with that going on?

As we broke apart to catch our breaths. Holly and Crystal dragged their willing victim off to the bed. The last coherent memory that I had for a bit was that we were in a tangle of flesh and Holly saying "Oh, I got him first" and Crystal replying "then I get him afterwards." I remember sex, but not who was doing what to whom. Was it Holly or Crystal who nipped at my ear? But it was so good!

The next thing that I could be sure about was Holly laying next to me saying "oh, so that is riding cowgirl" as Crystal finished her ride. I leaned over and kissed Holly deeply and then tried for Crystal. Holly saw what I was doing and tried to help. "Here, let me adjust the bed" she said as she hit the switch to rase one end of the hospital bed. Well, it was the wrong switch. Up went my legs and Crystal was pitched forward. "Oops!" said Holly. Holly pushed the other switch. Up went the head of the bed. I did get my kiss in.

"Holly, can you stop for a bit?" asked Crystal.

"I'm sorry, I will get the foot of the bed down" declared Holly.

"Stop" Crystal ordered. "Let me get my self straitened out." Still impaled, she worked her legs from a kneeling position to a strait legged one as she laid back. "Okay, you can raise both ends now."

"Your feet are almost in Andy's face."

"Holly, can you jump up and grab the covers?"

"Hmm?"

"You can have his bed tonight."

"Hmm!" Holly sounded happy as she climb out of the bad.

I hated to brake her mood but I did. "Holly, I ran into your, uh, our mother." She stopped dead in her tracks. Crystal grabbed the covers from the stunned girl. "She does not know you're here, But she will, they can't hide you forever."

Fidgeting Holly found out how to raise the last segment of the bed to make it a V shape. "What was she doing?" asked Holly as she staring at the floor in dejection.

"To start she was trying to get me out of here, to church, and to find out if I know your whereabouts." Boy, did she look depressed. I had one piece of news that I though would cheer her up. "Oh, I left when she started raping the good Reverend Father Dr. Lucas J. Samson Jr."

Crystal smiled and asked "your pheromones?"

"Yes, and that have our sweatshirts and your panties in the air duct to that room" I said.

Holly started laughing madly. "She, she, SHE was raping Father Samson? My mom was fucking. Oh, and the Reverend is a married man. And to top that. Hahahah, mom is not divorced from my Dad. Oh, they are sinning! And you say hehehe that put our clothing in the duct?!? Oh, I so wish that I could see that! He he he is goooiiinng to be raping her right hohoho back. Holly launched her self back into the bed for a good bit of hugging.

"Guys, you know that the pheromone soak is why we got this room? Ok, the dumb looks say I should tell you" said Crystal. "The first case of the 'youth bug' here was not here. It was at a breast cancer survivors support race thing. A 25k pledge bike ride to help pay for breast cancer treatment. You know, get people to pay for the distance that you ride. We had a record braking heat wave that day . . . and you know that one way to treat dehydration and heat exhaustion is using an IV of saline solution? Four of the women who where in the ride and two spectators had, ah, atypical reactions to the treatment. That became even more fatigued and wanted more water and their temperers' stayed-up. Well, this is one of the rooms used for observation. At the time people thought it was some type of poisoning. It took the hospital seven hours to know what was going on, the 'youth bug.' We now know that all they needed was water and time. But they stayed here for five days, yes the 'youth bug' had been out for over a week when it came here." Crystal moved around a bit, still impaled. "Oh I think that's the G spot. Most of the 'youth buggers' have been put in this room. That or kids. Health people or people who won't notices the pheromones. Yes, they can clean out the pheromones and they have, but like a room that a smoker has used, you may not get the very last bit out."

"I would still have liked to have seen my prim and proper mother fucking her brains out" stated Holly.

"Most people don't wish to know that their parents have had sex much less that their parents are having sex" I said.

"But mother can go on for hours on the fact sex is evil, nasty, bad and sinful. Any sign of affection is. God, the last time I hugged her she spent the better part of an hour on how improper it was." Holly snuggled up to me in bed. "Are the two of you comfy?"

"Oh, yes I'm comfy how about you Andy?" replied Crystal.

"Can't complain, and if I did, would you two listen?"

Holly's answer was "Oh, we would listen, then we would see if you had a good reason to complain, but we would listen." Oh well.

The blasted intercom crackled to life. Now I knew that they were monitoring us. "Ready to rejoin the world?" asked the person on the other end. "The test results are back, and we have some people who need to talk with you again." Oh, not the Community of God's people.

"Someone Hit the button, I need to give Pat a piece of my mind!" said Crystal.

"Ok, you're on the air" said Holly.

"Pat, I'm not moving right now" stated Crystal.

"You don't have to, I think the people here wish to talk to the McCraves' but your welcome to come along."

"Well, Andy is not coming, I have him pinned."

"Get ready kids, Mrs. Leban of CPS and Ms Gilday, Mrs. Salmonsen and Mr. Stowers of the DEA need to talk to the McCraves' Crystal." Well, I could deal with Stowers and Leban and Holly was still here so she could deal with Gilday and Salmonsen.

Crystal made a rude sound but dismounted. "We now have some real clothing, I hope it fits and it's to your liking" said Crystal. She had gone from confect to unsure in one second flat. We trooped over to the closet. My jeans, T-shirt, socks and underwear must have been washed, I could not smell the incense that the Community of God used. I also found a new shirt in there for me. A black, fake silk shirt.

Holly said "No way, I can't where this! My mom . . . " Then her eyes light up and she smiled. "Ok, how do you get into this Crystal. Oh, my mom would so freak if she caught me in this outfit." I hoped that her . . . our mother did not catch her at all. Holly and/or Shannon would not live through the results of that meeting.

"Arms up, on go's the tube top, okay I need to get dressed. Andy is the shirt Ok?"

"The black one? Hmm?" I said.

"Let's see it, oh, try it on Andy!" said Holly.

"Ok, with the two of you asking I know that I'm not going to get any peace till I do!" The shirt fit, a bit loose but is fit. Like the last month, one more notch in on the belt.

"Oh, it looks good on you" said Crystal.

Holly smiled. "Nice to see you dressed up, and dressed up so sexy." Ok, my ego was boosted, and boosted big time. And I have to say Crystal and Holly where dressed real sexy even without makeup. Both had on a white stretch tube top and flare-cut pre-faded jeans. Holly had a lite green blouse tied in front. Crystal was wearying a lite blue blouse.

"Hmm?" I said as I looked the two girls over.

"I think he likes the outfits" said Holly.

"Sister, we are so hot!" replied Crystal.

"Well ladies, lets go before I choose to raves the lot of you" I said. Laughing headed for the door.

Nurse Penny met us in the hall. "Holly, are you really going to were that?"

"Nurse Penny, this outfit it not that bad."

"If your Mother . . . " she said as we headed down the hall.

"We have been through this before. Besides, can you think of a better disguise?" That killed Nurse Penny's rant it seemed.

After a short elevator ride to ground floor we hit the back halls as we headed for the lab lead by Nurse Penny. Why are the labs always found in the most out of the way, dinkiest, darkest place that people can find?

Nurse Sara Croll, held a finger up to her lip and gestured to a door way. "This is going to be fun to watch, but please behave" she whispered.

We entered the room. I noticed that it was not a lab per say or if it was someone had wasted a lot of cash on it. The wall on the left of the door looked to be for data storage, of both fixed and removable types. The far wall was covered with server racks. And the right wall of the room had a desk and terminal setup that looks sweet. One 42" flat screen and two sets of smaller monitors on the right and left of it sat on the wall side of the desk plus two more flat screen monitors on the part of the 'U' shaped desk facing the door. The place had soft recessed lighting, smoked glass sealing cabinet doors for all the server hardware, and real long shag earth tones carpet on part of the floor. The place was high-tech and high-class.

Seated at the wooden deck was a heavy set black woman wearing a white lab coat. Leaning over the desk was a thin white man with thinning black hair. "And I'm telling you Miss Lafaiete, I ran the tests and I cannot find any of the compounds that you say are in this sample! So you need to change your paperwork and let the LEA close the case" said the man

"Mister Wesley Cherrett, how about did you go about testing for them compounds? You gone quiet on me, yes" said the black woman that I figured had to be Miss Lafaiete.

"Miss Lafaiete, I did a STANDARD reagent and catalysts test then color reacted it to make the changes show up. And here it the results. You can see. NO COLOR, it is clear. Hay give that back! That is county crime lab property!" Miss Lafaiete had grabbed the test tube opened it and used a glass tube puled a small sample and placed it in some bit of hardware in the wall.

"We going to let Voodoo look at your test Wesley, so you set down a spell and we see what she be saying. The people next door not be using Voodoo right now that it is lunch and all. It be nice having ease way to run calibrators and all from here. Now dat be weird. Voodoo be saying you got stuff in your test that should not be in you test."

"Your fancy machine has to be wrong!"

"Lets be putting some hold music on. Voodoo is going to take sometime untangling dis mess." I could not understand the lyrics but it sounded Cajun, it could be the accordion in the music. Sounded like, well, like Zydeco music.

"Miss Lafaiete, are you trying to insult me with that music."

"Now why be you thinking that. You be so vane that you think the song is about you?"

"I took French in college! I know what is being said!"

"Good for you. Oh, I be bad-mouthing Voodoo. She be saying she knows the answer, You better have a chitchat with Teresa Billmeyer." I thought to my self, that's Colby's wife's name. They lived at the Community of God too.

"And way do I need to talk with Mrs Billmeyer?"

"Seeing how she be the one buying all de stuff for de county sheriff department then she be the one to talk to about counterfeit lab supplies, here be the name of the supply house she used, and dis be the bulletin on off spec and bad lab chemicals they shipped under falsify certified paperwork. The compounds should be showing up on your test at the low end, ones you get a good lot that is. That I can guaranty.

"Mrs Billmeyer would not buy fake lab supplies."

"Now here, I be giving you nine lot numbers and copies of the certifying paperwork. Now you take out the paper in that briefcase of yours and see if Voodoo got it right now. Yes, Voodoo is right, and it be the one top on her list too. Now you can come back and tell me to fix something ones your lab is in order. Now out with you. Shoo shoo shoo."

He started to talk, "But I was got to take the results . . . " Miss Lafaiete held up her hand, "you need to be getting your lab in order. And I have others to be talking to, less you need to know how to be testing you lab chemicals. No, then scoot."

"Are you sure the lab results are off?"

"You go run some known standards at the same level Voodoo say be there and you be seeing you be off."

"But that would be a waste of time and money, if you do the test right the first time you do not need to do it a second time. Mrs Billmeyer has to authorize any test that is not directly needed for the County Crime Lab's cases. Shucks miss, I had to fill out a report last week on why I was only able to do 249 tests with one of the blood typing test kits. She is a stickler for small things like that. She buys name brand gear and she will not let you waste it."

"As they be saying, penny wise and pound foolish. I be sending e-mail to a doc to get you some of the drugs the deceased had in his system. It is a pile of immune system suppressers that he had in his system. Now get."

"Ok, I'm going" said Wesley Cherrett.

After the man from the County Crime Lab left the room become crowded as the rest of the people we where to meet shown up. Turned out they had been in the next room over. The lab that the rest of Voodoo, what ever Voodoo was, was located in. Two Doctors, two Nurse, one CPS agent, three DEA agents, one Miss Lafaiete and two teen girls and myself, making 12 people in the room. "Miss Lena Lafaiete, that act of yours borders on harassment!" said Mrs. Leban.

"The bayou babe strikes again" said Nurse Croll. "Thou I have question, what was the lyrics in that song that made him so mad?"

"Oh, some thing my cousin talked the band that she be in to do, bout a kid sent to school to learn a thing or two and gets a diploma but is now clueless and without commonsense, seeing how the kid traded them in for the paper rather then be learning things" said Miss Lafaiete.

"And it sounds like it is anti-education" said the CPS agent.

"It be from their CD 'Gardez les vieilles qualifications et intégrez des nouvelles connaissances' or 'Keeping the old skills and adding new knowledge' I can get you a CD if you be wishing to hear the rest, No?" said Miss Lafaiete with a smile.

"Let's get all the people up to speed to what is happening" said Doctor Conerty.

"Can you wait a moment? I need someone to get a sample or two to Voodoo" said Miss Lafaiete. Two pricked fingers and they had the samples.

Doctor Conerty started ones more "Mrs. Marcy Leban and Ms. Penny Baumgartel, we have not been 100% truthful with you. Someone is spiking the commune wine with a mix of that new neurol stimulant heaven, the mood altering drug paradise and some other active neurol compounds. This is Holly Annette McCrave. We found her in the start of withdraw." Both Mrs. Leban and Nurse Penny looked shocked. "Andrew Peter McCrave had low levels of the drugs. Most likely he would have made it if he lived through the pneumonia. And Shannon Woodway McCrave, the um mom, has levels high enough to kill her if she stops taking the drugs."

"That is the same Holly Annette McCrave that everyone is looking for?" asked Mrs. Leban her eyes wide.

"Yes, we found her, but we needed to what till we could get some things cleared-up" said Doctor Conerty.

"So Shannon is not following the faith?!?" declared Nurse Penny.

Miss Lafaiete answered "She only be unfaithful, if having faith your faith be unfaithful."

Roy Stowers of the DEA answered Mrs. Leban's puzzled look with "One, we have confirmed that the commune wine is spiked. Two, we have confirmed that Ms. Penny Baumgartel has micro traces of the agent used to spike the wine with, she has been to the masses at the Community of God. Andrew Peter McCrave had very low levels of the agent. Shannon Woodway McCrave and Holly Annette McCrave had high levels of the agent. And three strikes, Reverend Father Doctor Lucas J. Samson Jr. had no detectable traces of the agent. Yes, that is doctor, and I'm not braking the unwritten rule about calling someone a doctor who is not a MD at a hospital. Doctor Samson is a Doctor of Theological History, but HE has a MD, PhD in Neurochemistry, and PhD in Micro Chemical Engineering under his belt too."

"THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT HE IS THE ONE SPIKING THE COMMUNE WINE" said Penny as she started into her riot act ones more.

"The sample from this noon? It was drugged?" I asked.

"Oh that sample, she be drugged all right, up to the gills. It would keep you in happy time for a good long time. You be smiling all the way home with that in your system. Docile and easy to manipulate. And Voodoo not find the stuff the physically addictive stuff in it to boot" said Miss Lafaiete.

Penny was still in a huff, so I slipped in one more question "What is this Voodoo?"

"Voodoo? Voodoo be expert system for automated lab testing. Variable Operations Data Optimizer-system: Lab Organizated Analyzation be its long name. The head of development, one Vaughn O'Do named it VODO: LOA and he be endorsing thing's VODO for years. He calls it VODOs Loa system. Me, I call it Voodoo, maybe why I be here helping make the system run better and not back at the home office, yes?"

"That is a Loa? God, I thought only prototypes had been built!" said one of the women from DEA.

"Oh, Voodoo be a prototype, but Voodoo be a working prototype" said Miss Lafaiete with some pride.

"Holly, is this why Andy said your life was in danger?" asked Nurse Penny. She was calming down.

"Yes Nurse Penny, but the 'youth bug' fixed the damage the drugged wine was doing" said Holly.

"Oh, Voodoo be saying that nether McCrave is having not signs of the drugs in their blood now" said Miss Lafaiete.

"BUT, How is it that Andy has none of the drugs in his system now?" asked Mrs. Lean.

"And can you be sure that Shannon or Father Samson are the ones spiking the wine?!? It is not someone being spiteful!?!" asked Penny. Well, back to a simmer.

"You needing to be seeing the video? It's on the system. I call it up for you, not be lots of work" said Miss Lafaiete.

"Uh, what did you catch?" asked Penny.

"Oh, Father Samson 'cleaning' the glasses and adding some liquid to the glasses as he set up for the Mass behind that altar in a briefcase. And He and the person who be getting the little glass of wine be the only ones to touch the glasses. Next Andy slipping us the sample. Last of all that woman Shannon going under the effect of the drugs. Hit her like a ton of bricks. Made her real open to suggestions, and the pheromones be giving her lots of suggestions, yes?" said Miss Lafaiete.

Mrs. Leban asked "You are saying that Shannon McCrave was thinking of raping or molesting Andy?"

"Ask Nurse Croll, she can tell you what happened She owns Jerald 10 buck sense Andy made it out of the room without having had sex" stated Doctor Mitchelson.

"You be wonting to see that too?" asked Miss Lafaiete.

"Also, why is Andy clean?" asked Mrs Leban.

"Because the 'youth bug' is not in favor of unneeded drugs" said Nurse Croll.

"You mead we could solve the drug problem with the 'youth bug' one of the biggest problems we face?" said Mrs Leban.

"And open another can of worms" replied Nurse Croll.

"Ok, let us see if I got this straight; Andy comes in with pneumonia and drugged with heaven and paradise. Then you discovery Holly in the start of withdraws from heaven and paradise. Next you infected the kids with the 'youth bug' hmm, sounds bad. Then you put Andy in a room were he most likely could have been drugged and raped, hmm sounds real bad. Do I have my facts straight?" demanded Mrs Leban.

"AND MRS LEBAN WONTS TO LOAD ME INTO A CAR WITH THE SAME PEOPLE WHO TRIED TO DRUG ME!" I said. This crap was getting to me.

"Andy, what is wrong?" asked Crystal.

"I think I'm hungry, again" I replied.

"Andy, how much weight have you lost while you have had pneumonia?" asked Nurse Croll.

"Fifteen to 20, maybe 25 pounds in the last 2 months." I replied. Had it been that much, yeah it had. Sickness can wreak the body in more ways then one.

"We should let him and Crystal go eat. Both could use the food" said Doctor Conerty.

"I'm not skin and bones any more!" said Crystal.

"Crystal, you could use 5 pounds and sometime at the gym" said Doctor Conerty. Crystal acted unladylike and stuck out her tongue out at the Doctor.

"Andy, if I know what was going on, I would not have tried to send you home today. We have legitimate reason to not send Andy or Holly back home at this time, right? God, I'm going to be in so much hot-water with Mr. Davis Woodway" said Mrs Leban.

"The DEA is on the case Mrs Leban" said Mr. Roy Stowers.

"You are not a local cop" stated Mrs Leban as she thought things through.

Roy smiled and said "No, I'm not. And nether are Ms Elisabeth Gilday and Mrs Stephan Salmonsen. I think we can cover for you."

"God, this is a mess! Okay, I need someone to sign these papers" said Mrs Leban. As if papers would fix this mess.

"Who is up for lunch, on the government?" asked Roy. He got a lot of takers on that.

As we headed for the cafeteria as Doctor Conerty PAD dinged. "Bad news, Shannon, Doctor Samson, the Honorable Samuel J. Samson, and Mary Samson Woodway are on the they way to the cafeteria" said the Doctor. Now that messed up lunch.

"What happened" asked Roy Stowers.

"Mary Samson Woodway puled her uncle out of the room, the Reverend Father Dr. Lucas J. Samson Jr. ah, must have come to his senses when he hit fresh air. Note said they are still trying to figure out what happened" said Doctor Conerty

"Can't take Holly in there then" said one of the DEA women. "Any need to keep her at in the Hospital?"

"Not really, have plans?" replied Doctor Conerty.

"A hotel?" said the same DEA women, later I found out her name was Mrs Stephan Salmonsen.

"Only if you take the three of them and can hide them. The age of Consent is 18 here in this state" replied Doctor Conerty.

"Try the 'Sea Shanty Inn' food for the three of they and they be having a room or two for rent, by the hour or the day. Milly got the 'youth bug' at the 25k race" said Miss Lafaiete.

The locals adults look at each other and laughed, well all but Nurse Penny. "Guys, can you clue me in?" I asked.

"It's a pub, and some of the acts where a bit risque, and most likely still are. Milly White use to love dress up in a medieval barmaids outfit that she would almost fall out of the top of, or sometime she would fall out the top of" said Nurse Croll. "She got breast cancer, that really put a damper on things. Than she got the 'youth bug' Well she got her breasts back, but not at the size she would like."

"You say someone with the 'youth bug' works there?" asked Roy.

"Owen and Milly White are the owners" said Nurse Croll.

"Oh, so the owners know what would be going on? Good call Miss Lafaiete. Ok, we need to move the kids." said Ms Gilday.

"Well, I won't make it. But are you ready to hit the road?" asked a tired looking Doctor Conerty. We got same yes's and no's, both on making it and being ready. The paper work slowed us down, but not by much.